“Yeah, right… He trains like a SOB by day, and hits the comedy club circuit at night”
It was a funny exchange when I heard it, until I realized what Scott Thompson
That was a couple of days ago. Last night I experienced a different case of mistaken identity. It was cold and wet as I stood in line outside the bus terminal waiting… A guy emerged from the late afternoon shadows and edged closer to the huddled masses. We were all waiting to board our bus. There was something vaguely sinister about this guy. He was Charles Manson
He was a train wreck and I couldn’t stop staring. I caught a glimpse of a dirty turquoise medallion, a 60’s era bauble of some sort that was visible when his cloak and robe-like ensemble parted briefly. Surely this was an exiled gypsy king, sage of the Boulder gutter, or the forgotten Traveling Wilbury
I wasn’t and will never be sure.
Still, I stared.
More people joined us in line. He didn’t walk, but kind of shuffled over. For a moment, I turned away. I was somewhat mesmerized by this being, sort of in a Squeaky Fromme
I boarded the bus as the afternoon faded away and could hear him behind me, muttering about the fare before his mind was confronted with the driver. Again, there was that image of Bob Seger
He spied an acquaintance of his. Damned if this guy wasn’t the spitting image of the Zig Zag man!
I listened intently as Charlie told his tale about how the city had worn out his body, was eating at his mind. Said he no longer felt, and then without warning his raspy voice trailed off for an uncomfortably long time. Heads suddenly turned when like a cold hard slap to the face, he began to exclaim that he would be going to California for the summer. Alarmed, most of the passengers quickly looked away. His outburst was like a sidewalk sermon, and his friend was immediately caught up in the hellish homily which followed. Charlie the evangelist, started rattling off obscure western destinations as if they were stops on the way to purgatory or eternal hell. Small towns that nobody ever heard of, or at least I never did. He went on for several minutes this way, like an over caffeinated meth addict.
The bus ride quickly became claustrophobic, and I was instantly transported to the rowing scene from Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory
:
Which direction we are going
Is it raining, is it snowing
Is a hurricane a–blowing
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Are the fires of Hell a–glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing
Yes, the danger must be growing
For the rowers keep on rowing
And they're certainly not showing
Any signs that they are slowing
Then he stopped. He resumed in a far less animated fashion and took on a somber tone. Staring out the window at nothing in particular, he said a trip to the Motor City was on his immediate horizon. I strained to hear him murmuring that his mother asked him to spend a week in Detroit, and he was planning on staying for a couple of months. That brought a slight smile to my face. He said that his mommy wanted to hear him sing his songs. Then an uncontrollable sniffling arose from this pitiful creature.
Between quiet sobs he said his mother died back in ’62, and that he has been on the road wandering aimlessly ever since. Almost inaudible, he started softly humming a song from 1962.
Ain't it funny how the night moves?
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