Chad Johnson, the Miami Dolphins player
formerly known as Ochocinco, was arrested on a domestic violence charge after
his blushing bride (of about a month) accused him of head-butting her during a marital spat.
Rather than throwing the
book at him, the judge set bond at $2,500. Curiously, despite posting bond, our boy Chad has
apparently elected to stay behind bars –
for his own safety. Records from the
jail indicate that he has not yet been released, and some are speculating that Chad’s merely laying low and keeping out of the way of his wife,
Evelyn Lozada.
One might have kept track of all of Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson's antics in Miami Armchair Quarterback journal. Now that Chad has been kicked off of the team, the pages will have to filled with something much more mundane.
awaits us this Sunday, but we are also reminded of the potential for an imminent work stoppage looming on the horizon. Thankfully the antics of 
teamed up with the player formerly known as Chad Johnson. It makes sense that the Bengals would do this in order to fill the vacancy created by the departure of the human formerly known as 
.
. So even if he were acting up, chances are those stories would have never seen the light of day anyway. I thoroughly believe that should he find himself in Cincinnati sharing center stage with Ochocinco, we could all sit back, grab our popcorn, and enjoy the circus.