NEW YORK JETS INSPIRED PILLOW AND MORE

Forget about Superstorm Sandy, the Jets were pummeled by the New England Patriots 49-19 in the Thanksgiving Day Debacle of 2012.  The highlight reel from this instant classic features a perfect storm of turnovers and busted plays, the climax being a sequence where the PATS score 21 points in a mere 60 seconds.  The Jets appeared to be powerless to stop Tom Brady and the onslaught.  Talk about devastation...

If you haven't already, you can stick a fork in 'em, at 4-7 they're done.  The picked over remains of your turkey are in the refrigerator, and much like the aspirations of the New York Jets; cold, dead and in the dark. 

The fans are naturally upset, and naturally many are (and have been) calling  for coach Rex Ryan's head.  This was evident on the broadcast last night by the "X-REX" signs in the stands.  The faithful followers of the New York Jets can take solace in this fundamental truth: Players and coaches come and go, but New York Armchair Quarterbacks remain. You can show your solidarity by purchasing a New York Armchair Quarterback product.  There are tons of items to choose from. 

Look, with Tim Tebow on the team there is hope   Hope for the JETS is as it was in the beginning (1960), is now, and ever shall be, world without end. Amen 

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by JackFact

A PILLOW IN CASE THE PATS SLEEP ON THE JETS

The Thanksgiving Day offerings are as follows:

At 12:30 on CBS,  the Houston Texans (9-1) at Detroit Lions (4-6)

At 4:25 on FOX, the Washington Redskins (5-5) at Dallas Cowboys (6-4)

At 8:20 on NBC, the New England Patriots (7-3) at the New York Jets (4-6)

Considering my feeding schedule today, this food frenzied glutton will most likely forego the early game in favor of stuffing my pie hole.  Rest assured, I'll either be on the couch or in the armchair for the RGIII vs Tony Romo show.  Later, in an act of devout appreciation to our creator, I'll take a knee with Tebow and Company (with apologies to Mark Sanchez) as they battle the Pats.  New York really has no chance in hell, but I'll be praying for a miraculous upset over the pompous T-Brady and cheatin' Belichick.  That would be wickedly entertaining. 

A word to the wise New England Armchair Quarterbacks, don't go to sleep on the J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS.  You'll regret it in the morning.

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by JackFact

ABOUT TIME THE JETS WERE "GROUNDED TO THE GROUND"

So the New York J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS didn't just pull out a win, they beat the snot out of the Cots, 35-9.  Forget about Tebow, forget about Sanchez.  They did on the ground with Shonn Greene leading the way.  He finished with a career-high 161 rushing yards and three touchdowns, on 32 carries.  It's about time the Jets running game showed some life, after only producing 123 rushing yards in the previous four games combined.  To borrow an expression, coach Ryan and the Jets were "Grounded to the Ground".

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by JackFact

THE TEBOW-SANCHEZ QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY

Anxious to see how things develop between Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow at Jets camp this summer up there in Cortland, NY. I have no doubt Sanchez is (and will continue to be) the 'starter', with Tebow listed as the number two,  but playing in certain packages under various circumstances. The number and frequency that those packages are employed will be the thing to watch.  That at least is how things are currently configured at the end of July, and how things will go throughout the season barring injury.

There was a lengthy article in the New York Times this Sunday, presumably intended to stir up a quarterback controversy where by all other accounts there isn't any.  The article is actually a good accounting of NFL quarterback controversies in the past, some even remotely relevant to the situation in New York today.  Rest assured that head FOOT-ball coach Rex Ryan has spent considerable time kicking around his options.  He and offensive coordinator Tony Sparano will be employing some semblance of a two-quarterback system, so there is already an expectation that the two will be routinely seeing a fair amount of playing time.  I suspect that the quarterback controversy in New York is simply much ado about nothing.

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