Showing posts with label armchair quarterback. Show all posts
Showing posts with label armchair quarterback. Show all posts

Monday, January 14, 2013

UNIQUE "UNOFFICIAL" BALTIMORE RAVENS SHIRTS

The Ravens are back in the AFC Championship game.  Back on the doorstep of the Super Bowl against last year's opponent; Billy Belichick, Tommy Brady, and the rest of the dreaded New England Patriots.  

If you're a Baltimore Armchair quarterback or simply a fan of the Ravens, you've got to mix it up.  You CAN NOT wear those same jerseys and shirts from last year.  No way man!  You've got to break whatever bad karma might have been in those clothes.  Whatever you do when you watch the game this Sunday, DO NOT wear the same old tired Ravens' gear.  Do yourself a favor and get yourself a fresh new, and completely unsanctioned by the NFL, shirt or other great gear.  Got some great examples below:

Monday, January 7, 2013

GREAT SHIRT FOR SEATTLE SEAHAWKS 13TH MAN

Russell Wilson and the Seattle Seahawks beat RG III and the Washington Redskins in impressive fashion in the divisional playoff.  What was most impressive is that they did it on the road in a hostile environment, without the benefit of their own "12th Man".  Make no mistake, there were plenty of Seattle Armchair Quarterbacks, a.k.a., the "13th Man" out there anxiously watching the game from man caves, couches and armchairs.  All following their various karma inducing rituals.  Remember each man's game day ritualistic belief is just like magic, only real...

Seattle is the hot team this year, that's for sure.  Get in the game by purchasing a Seattle Armchair Quarterback shirt.

Wednesday, December 19, 2012

WASHINGTON REDSKINS INSPIRED SHIRT

This is the Washington Redskins inspired Armchair Quarterback shirt.  It is available on a huge variety of great looking gear.  Get yours today in celebration of the inevitable return of the Skins to the NFL playoffs!




Monday, December 3, 2012

CHARLIE BATCH NOT TOO OLD AFTERALL

What can you say?  Hats off to Charlie Batch.  He led the Pittsburgh Steelers in a surprising 23-20 upset of the Ravens, in a game that effectively blurred the AFC playoff picture.  At the very least, the 9-3 Ravens missed an opportunity to clinch a playoff spot, while the Steelers firmed up their position to secure a  wild-card spot at 7-5.

Too old?  Uncle Charlie of Homestead is not quite ready for the rocking chair (or armchair) after all.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

ANDY REID INSPIRED DARTBOARD

The Philadelphia Eagles upset the football Gods by their blasphemous statements about being a "Dream Team", about  being the NFL's next dynasty and a whole host of unholy indiscretions.   Karma is a bitch, and apparently coach Andy Reid is fast becoming the next victim.

 

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

PITTSBURGH STEELERS TO SIGN KAFKA OR HOVER

The Pittsburgh Steelers will be bringing in a host of free-agent quarterbacks for workouts, most notably Mike Kafka and Brian Hoyer.  Kafka played on the other side of the state for the Eagles.  He was a fourth-round pick by Philly in 2010.  Brian_Hoyer was signed by the New England Patriots as an undrafted free agent in 2009, and was released in August.

Question is, when Charlie Batch goes down due to injury, who is most likely to be slinging the ball out to (the soon to be acquired) Plaxico Burress?

Lots of questions at this critical juncture in the season.  


Sunday, November 18, 2012

Thursday, November 8, 2012

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS INSPIRED ARMCHAIR QB GEAR

The Indianapolis Colts are a very respectable 5-3. Who would have thunk it?  Obviously nobody expected ANYTHING from the Colts this year, not without Peyton Manning and certainly not without head coach Chuck Pagano.  Well, not sure the head coach really factored into the assessment on what was essentially Peyton's team, but we're obligated to mention Coach Pagano considering all that he's going through...  Nobody expected Andrew Luck to be very good to start his career, especially with the cast of characters surrounding him. 

No one in Indiana, and next to nobody in Indianapolis would have foreseen Andrew Luck being named the AFC Offensive Player of the Week.

All you Colts fans out there, gear up for the second half of the season by purchasing some fine Indianapolis Armchair Quarterback gear.  You'll be happy you did.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

STEELERS GRAB & HOLD IN 24-20 WIN OVER GIANTS

I believe the New York Giants will be powerless (both figuratively, and on account of Hurricane Sandy, quite literally) to stop the Steelers passing attack.  I'm actually anticipating that Big Ben and Mike Wallace will connect on not one, not two, but three deep balls.  I'm predicting that two of those catches are going to go for TDs!  No, we won't be seeing a whole lot of the Dink-n-Dunk today, boys.  At least three catches by number 17, all over 20 yards each.  That's my prediction, and I'm sticking to it.

Shoot, with all the holding that our O-Line gets away with, combined with the grabbing that our DBs do, I'm not really going out on a Frankenstorm spared limb here.  The only thing that might put a little damper on a Steelers pass-fest today at MetLife Stadium , would be if those statements made by DE Justin Tuck and WR Hakeem Nicks were really not true.  Really, where would we be without all that clutching and grabbing?

It won't be a smash-mouth game, more of a surgical "Nip and Tuck" (or Nicks and Tuck) affair.  Steel, this Pittsburgh Armchair Quarterback predicts that the Steelers win, 24-20.

A win against the reigning World Champion Giants, on the road, in New York, would be pretty sweet and set the tone for the second half of the season.  Get ready for your second half on the couch or in the armchair by purchasing a Pittsburgh Steelers inspired shirt.