KILLER DALLAS COWBOYS INSPIRED SHIRT

It will be tough sledding this week for the Dallas Cowboys.  They're dealing with the death of practice squad LB Jerry Brown, and intoxicated manslaughter charges against DL Josh Brent.  Not to mention that they're playing the 7-5 Cincinnati Bengals on the road.

Despite a mediocre season, the 6-6 Cowboys are still in the playoff hunt.  So, if you're a fan of the 'boys, be sure to get yourself or that special someone on your list, the coveted Dallas Armchair Quarterback shirt.  

Take solace in knowing that Eagles fans, Redskins fans, Giants fans and fans of the other 28 NFL teams, would never be caught dead in one.

THE ARMCHAIR QB - Dallas T-shirts
by JackFact

BEER STEIN INSPIRED BY THE DALLAS COWBOYS

It's the end of September, week four of the NFL season, and Oktoberfest is upon us.  If you're a Dallas Armchair Quarterback, there's much to celebrate.  For starters, the Dallas Cowboys are 2-1 and positioned at the top of the NFC East.  QB Tony Romo recently had his...  Okay, nothing earth shattering on the Romo front, and so what if the Boys are tied with the Eagles and World Champion New York Giants for first place?  The point is, whether you're in Munich or plain old Plano Texas, it's Oktoberfest, damnit! Time to hoist a tall frosty one to the Boys, America's Game, autumn and to life!  Do it in style this year with a Dallas Armchair Quarterback stein.

THE ARMCHAIR QB - Dallas Mug 
by JackFact

BOYS TOPPLE GIANTS 24-17 IN OPENER

Tony Romo threw for 307 yards and three touchdowns as the Dallas Cowboys toppled the defending Super Bowl champion New York Giants, 24-17 in the NFL season opener. 

Romo completed 22-of-29 passes with one interception that nearly went for a 6-pick.  This was a promising start for the Cowboys, after going 8-8 last year and missing the playoffs after losing to the Giants in Week 17.

WR Kevin Ogletree had a notable performance, recording the first two touchdowns of his career while catching eight passes for 114 yards in the win.  On the ground, RB DeMarco Murrary ran for 131 yards on 20 carries.

It's only the first game of the season, but rest assured Dallas Cowboy fans and Dallas Armchair Quarterbacks at the office, in the bar, and across the nation will be rare form today and heading into the weekend.  They are justifiably juiced after getting revenge for last year, and providing Goliath a bit of a beat down on national TV. 

 

Dallas Armchair Quarterback Football Dartboard 
by JackFact

BULLSEYE ON THE BACKS OF THE SUPER BOWL CHAMPS

Official officials or not, the NFL season gets underway tonight as the defending Super Bowl Champion New York Football GIANTS, take on the Dallas Cowboys at 8:30pm. 

The NFL Network will be featuring performances by Mariah Carey and No Doubt from Rockefeller Center an hour earlier.

Whether you enjoy this particular brand of 'pregame' or not, one things for certain.  Of that, there is no doubt.  The defending 2011 World Champions will have a huge target on their backs as they get set to defend their title.

New York Armchair Quarterback Football Dartboard
by JackFact

TEXAS SIZED BABY BLANKET FOR DEZ BRYANT

The Dallas Cowboys have devised a set of rules for troubled WR Dez Bryant that amounts to a Texas-sized baby blanket.  The rules which Bryant must adhere to are as follows:

• Midnight Curfew.  If he is going ot miss curfew, team officials must be notified in advance.
• No drinking alchohol.
• No strip clubs
• Only nightclubs approved by the Cowboys, provided he has a security team with him
• Mandatory counseling sessions, twice a week
• A rotating 3-man security team that must leave at least one man with Bryant at all times
• Driven to practices, games and team functions by his security team

Apparently there are additional rules in place that will govern virtually every aspect of Bryant's life.  All of this amounting to what is essentially a huge security (or baby) blanket to help ensure that Bryant functions as a responsible adult.

Armchair quarterbacks, particularly Dallas Armchair Quarterbacks are rumored to be showing support for Dez Bryant by purchasing these unique baby blankets.  Guessing that they will double as rally towels too.

Dallas Armchair QuarterbackBaby Blanket