TEXAS SIZED BABY BLANKET FOR DEZ BRYANT

The Dallas Cowboys have devised a set of rules for troubled WR Dez Bryant that amounts to a Texas-sized baby blanket.  The rules which Bryant must adhere to are as follows:

• Midnight Curfew.  If he is going ot miss curfew, team officials must be notified in advance.
• No drinking alchohol.
• No strip clubs
• Only nightclubs approved by the Cowboys, provided he has a security team with him
• Mandatory counseling sessions, twice a week
• A rotating 3-man security team that must leave at least one man with Bryant at all times
• Driven to practices, games and team functions by his security team

Apparently there are additional rules in place that will govern virtually every aspect of Bryant's life.  All of this amounting to what is essentially a huge security (or baby) blanket to help ensure that Bryant functions as a responsible adult.

Armchair quarterbacks, particularly Dallas Armchair Quarterbacks are rumored to be showing support for Dez Bryant by purchasing these unique baby blankets.  Guessing that they will double as rally towels too.

Dallas Armchair QuarterbackBaby Blanket