A PILLOW IN CASE THE PATS SLEEP ON THE JETS

The Thanksgiving Day offerings are as follows:

At 12:30 on CBS,  the Houston Texans (9-1) at Detroit Lions (4-6)

At 4:25 on FOX, the Washington Redskins (5-5) at Dallas Cowboys (6-4)

At 8:20 on NBC, the New England Patriots (7-3) at the New York Jets (4-6)

Considering my feeding schedule today, this food frenzied glutton will most likely forego the early game in favor of stuffing my pie hole.  Rest assured, I'll either be on the couch or in the armchair for the RGIII vs Tony Romo show.  Later, in an act of devout appreciation to our creator, I'll take a knee with Tebow and Company (with apologies to Mark Sanchez) as they battle the Pats.  New York really has no chance in hell, but I'll be praying for a miraculous upset over the pompous T-Brady and cheatin' Belichick.  That would be wickedly entertaining. 

A word to the wise New England Armchair Quarterbacks, don't go to sleep on the J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS.  You'll regret it in the morning.

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THE TEBOW-SANCHEZ QUARTERBACK CONTROVERSY

Anxious to see how things develop between Mark Sanchez and Tim Tebow at Jets camp this summer up there in Cortland, NY. I have no doubt Sanchez is (and will continue to be) the 'starter', with Tebow listed as the number two,  but playing in certain packages under various circumstances. The number and frequency that those packages are employed will be the thing to watch.  That at least is how things are currently configured at the end of July, and how things will go throughout the season barring injury.

There was a lengthy article in the New York Times this Sunday, presumably intended to stir up a quarterback controversy where by all other accounts there isn't any.  The article is actually a good accounting of NFL quarterback controversies in the past, some even remotely relevant to the situation in New York today.  Rest assured that head FOOT-ball coach Rex Ryan has spent considerable time kicking around his options.  He and offensive coordinator Tony Sparano will be employing some semblance of a two-quarterback system, so there is already an expectation that the two will be routinely seeing a fair amount of playing time.  I suspect that the quarterback controversy in New York is simply much ado about nothing.

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NFL 2012 SCHEDULE RELEASED

The NFL has announced its 2012 schedule today, with Peyton Manning scheduled to make his return to football against the Pittsburgh Steelers in the first Sunday night game of the season.

Teams getting the most national exposure this year are the;  Broncos, Giants, Steelers, Chargers, Packers, Bears, 49ers, and Eagles with 5 games apiece. The Jets play in nationally televised games four times, including Thanksgiving Day.

In terms of the J-E-T-S, it will be interesting to see whether it will be Sanchez or Tebow at the helm, especially since those games occur later in the season.

PEYTON AND DENVER OFFICIALLY SCREWED

Yup, it's official.  The Denver Broncos and quarterback Peyton (rhymns with 'Satan') are officially screwed, just ask Pat Roberston.  He was 'round when Denver released the Tebow, and sealed their fate...

“I think the Denver Broncos treated him shabbily. He won seven games. He brought them into the playoffs, for heaven sakes. I mean, they were a nothing team. He rallied them together with spectacular last-minute passes and, you know, when they beat Buffalo — I mean, Pittsburgh — it was a tremendous victory.”

Buffalo? Was he thinking Denver Colorado and was subconciously thinking about the University of Colorado in Boulder, i.e., the Buffaloes?  Surely the senile old coot didn't mean the Bills, did he?

“And you just ask yourself, OK, Peyton Manning was a tremendous MVP quarterback, but he’s been injured. If that injury comes back, Denver will find itself without a quarterback — and in my opinion, it would serve them right.”

Nothing outrageous yet, until he blathered on and let loose this gem.

"Manning deserves to get hurt after the Tim Tebow trade"

Damn.  I'm hoping, or in this case praying, that at the very least Manning's feelings get hurt.  Something that will fulfill the prophecy of this great sage of the 21st Century. Pat, holy shit dude, you're the best.


PS:  If God's wrath doesn't take down Peyton, maybe the fashion police will rough him up for that horrific suit-tie combination.