PEYTON AND DENVER OFFICIALLY SCREWED

Yup, it's official.  The Denver Broncos and quarterback Peyton (rhymns with 'Satan') are officially screwed, just ask Pat Roberston.  He was 'round when Denver released the Tebow, and sealed their fate...

“I think the Denver Broncos treated him shabbily. He won seven games. He brought them into the playoffs, for heaven sakes. I mean, they were a nothing team. He rallied them together with spectacular last-minute passes and, you know, when they beat Buffalo — I mean, Pittsburgh — it was a tremendous victory.”

Buffalo? Was he thinking Denver Colorado and was subconciously thinking about the University of Colorado in Boulder, i.e., the Buffaloes?  Surely the senile old coot didn't mean the Bills, did he?

“And you just ask yourself, OK, Peyton Manning was a tremendous MVP quarterback, but he’s been injured. If that injury comes back, Denver will find itself without a quarterback — and in my opinion, it would serve them right.”

Nothing outrageous yet, until he blathered on and let loose this gem.

"Manning deserves to get hurt after the Tim Tebow trade"

Damn.  I'm hoping, or in this case praying, that at the very least Manning's feelings get hurt.  Something that will fulfill the prophecy of this great sage of the 21st Century. Pat, holy shit dude, you're the best.


PS:  If God's wrath doesn't take down Peyton, maybe the fashion police will rough him up for that horrific suit-tie combination.