Sunday, August 12, 2012

OH NO, OCHOCINCO INCARCERATED

Chad Johnson, the Miami Dolphins player formerly known as Ochocinco, was arrested on a domestic violence charge after his blushing bride (of about a month) accused him of head-butting her during a marital spat.

Rather than throwing the book at him, the judge set bond at $2,500.  Curiously, despite posting bond, our boy Chad has apparently elected to stay behind bars – for his own safety.  Records from the jail indicate that he has not yet been released, and some are speculating that Chad’s merely laying low and keeping out of the way of his wife, Evelyn Lozada.


One might have kept  track of all of Chad "Ochocinco" Johnson's antics in Miami Armchair Quarterback journal.  Now that Chad has been kicked off of the team, the pages will have to filled with something much more mundane.

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