Sunday, March 28, 2010

It is Dangerously Close to Midnight, and Cinderella is still at the Dance

HoosiersUnbelievable. Butler shocks second-seeded Kansas State; 63-56, to advance to its first Final Four. Ladies and gentlemen, it is getting dangerously close to midnight and Cinderella is still at the dance.

I was reading this morning that the Bulldog’s home court was used in the filming of “Hoosiers”. That, coupled with the realization that the Butler campus is a mere 5-miles from Lucas Oil Stadium, undoubtedly makes this the best fairy-tale team remaining in the tournament.

The Bad News Baylor Bears are arguably the next best story to get behind now that most pools are in tatters at this point. Sure, they’re a three-seed, but they can grab a Final Four appearance today (their first?) if they can knock out the perennial favorite blue blooded Blue Devils from Duke.


Sunday, March 21, 2010

Bracket Busters and a Basketball Boost from Barack?

Some upheaval in the NCAA tournament yesterday. Kansas is out of the picture, losing to Northern Iowa in a huge bracket busting shocker, and personally I took some pleasure in seeing 10th seeded Saint Mary’s knocking the holy hell out of Villanova, having lived on the wrong end of Philadelphia’s Main Line for too many years than I care to acknowledge. Another big upset, and a bit of a yawner, was 11th seeded Washington beating 3rd seeded New Mexico; 82-64.

The corporate compliance Nazis took all forms of gambling away from me at work a couple of years ago. Football pools, even for the Super Bowl, are gone as un-American as that may seem.  Gone too are the NCAA brackets which once were prominently displayed in everyone’s cubicle and office. The normal banter that used to fill the office this time of year has faded away, at least in my world.  Damn, what’s happened to the workplace over the last few years? Maybe with Obama’s bracket being so large and so public, things will start to loosen up. Screw healthcare, this is a CHANGE we would all welcome.  Could the president’s enthusiasm for the tournament clear the way for some policy changes in corporate America? I won’t bet on it.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

The Devil Went Down To Georgia

Hell, I thought I was going to reflect on the Olympics and the gold medal game against Canada this morning, but given the events of the last 24 hours, it looks like hockey will take a back seat to the National Football League (NFL) at least in my world.

I will say before getting into the Roethlisberger story, that although I was hoping that the U.S. Hockey team would have upset the Canadians, I was glad that Sidney Crosby scored the winning goal in overtime. I thought he was going to have the game winner with that breakaway late in the 3rd period, but the play was broken up.  I didn't have any sympathy for him at the time, but ultimately was glad that he redeemed himself, scored the game winner, and sealed his fate.
I was also pleased to see Penguins fans give Buffalo Sabres goalie Ryan Miller a standing ovation in Pittsburgh for leading the United States to an Olympic silver medal when regular season play resumed.

So, speaking of scoring, Big Ben has been accused of sexual assault. I have no doubt this is utter nonsense.

I know Roethlisberger isn’t exactly a big success with the ladies, doesn’t have the swagger of a Joe ‘Kissing Suzie Kolber’ Namath or a Tom Brady, but come on. Have you ever seen who he took to his high school prom? In all honesty, his only crime is that he is a big awkward doofus when it comes to meeting woman. Think about it. His move at that hotel in Lake Tahoe was to call the front desk and ask the girl (McNulty) to come up and fix his television. Not exactly ‘Rico Suave’.

Seriously, are we to believe that this crime was perpetrated in a ladies room in a crowded nightclub? I know Ben has had a history of plying woman (girls really) with drinks, but considering his close call in Tahoe, I’m sure he was never really ever alone with this girl.

Oh wait, he allegedly ran off with her, past the line of woman waiting to use the bathroom, so he could fiddle around with her. Child please, it never happened.

As testament to Ben’s character, arch rival Chad Ochocinco of the hated Cincinnati Bengals, took a moment to express his support of Big Ben on Twitter this morning.

Take that for what it’s worth, but the truth is, Ben Roethlisberger is not evil, is not the devil, and is anything but…