Saturday, February 13, 2010

Oh Canada... Rain, Mud and Glum

The horrific death of luger Nodar Kumaritashvili from the republic of Georgia added a black cloud of despair to the grey skies looming over Vancouver. The games haven’t even started, yet you get the eerie suspicion that more tragedy and heartache awaits us.

"With Glowing Hearts, We Kill the Arts,"

The various protest groups got things started with their predicable pleas and demonstrations, and managed to cause the route of the torch relay to be altered. If those stunts bring attention to their cause, well ‘yippie’ for them. On the dark underside of their movement, you can be assured that many of those protestors looked on with glee as the Georgian luger crashed and sealed his fate. The irony in their mantra, “With Glowing Hearts, We Kill the Arts” was not lost.

Evening turned to darkness and the opening ceremonies got underway and softened our collective memory of the afternoons cold hard slap of tragedy. Yet, as the lighting of the Olympic cauldron was coming to a climax, a moment Canada spent seven years building towards, a technical malfunction marred the event. In the awkwardness of the moment, speedskater Catriona LeMay Doan improvised a salute to the crowd with her torch, while skier Nancy Greene, NHL legend Wayne Gretzky and NBA All-Star Steve Nash proceeded as planned.

The uncharacteristically warm weather contributing to the rain, the mud and the glum, has forced the cancellation of training runs, and has delayed both the men's downhill which was scheduled for today, and the women's super-combined which was originally scheduled for Sunday.

Sports Illustrated February 8, 2010 Olympic Preview Lindsey Vonn Meet Team USA SI's Medal Picks Foldout Games GuidePrior to her interview in a room that was oddly decorated by several candles, a jubilant Lindsey Vonn was heard to selfishly squeal out a ‘yippie-yi-ya’ for what the delay would mean to her badly bruised shin. No doubt NBC’s Olympic guru Dick Ebersol was also girlishly giddy over these developments.

None of this is surprising in this age where the pursuit of personal fame and television ratings trumps all else. Still, although I’m pulling for Bode Miller, Shaun White, a.k.a. The Flying Tomato, Apolo Anton Ohno, Shani Davis, Gretchen Bleiler and the other Americans, I feel a bit sorry for the Canadians this Saturday.

"Oh Canada" indeed...

2 comments:

  1. You're cheering for Shaun White? I've heard stories that the incredible Jack Fact had a life long aversion to all red heads ...

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  2. Those stories remain completely valid. I give Shaun White a little dispensation on account of his sir name offsetting his red-headedness...

    On a more somber note, I am not THAT averse to redheads that know their place. Take the comedian Carrot Top for example. The man is a clown and makes no pretenses otherwise. For me, Shaun White falls into the same category, knows his place among the masses, and goes by that 'Flying Tomato' moniker as acknowledgement of that fact that he exists merely to entertain us 'regular' people.

    True clowns like David Caruso and his ridiculous one-liners, epitomize the kind of redheads that I loathe and despise most.

    This ain't my opinion, it's a Jack Fact!

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