AQUARIUS ZODIAC URANUS IS CALLING

Some Twitter-twit just tweeted a horoscope courtesy of Twitter (Twittascope).  Say that three-times fast.  Now I'm not real Twitter savvy, and I certainly don't follow or believe in horoscopes. For the recored, I'm strictly a Ouija board believer.  I mean who isn't, right?  Anyway, for whatever its worth, the horoscope stated:

"Predictable Uranus is still playing a significant role in your life by preventing you from becoming overly rigid. Even if you are absolutely determined to have your way, something can snap, forcing you to radically shift your expectations. Remember, the greater the buried tension, the more forceful the release. Instead of fighting against change, it's much healthier now to embrace it."

So, in other words, just pull your head outta your "ass"...
...or in the case, "URANUS".  

Thought I would share both the prediction, and this 'Keep It Green It's Not Uranus" offering from Jack Fact Graphics.