Wednesday, December 19, 2012

WASHINGTON REDSKINS INSPIRED SHIRT

This is the Washington Redskins inspired Armchair Quarterback shirt.  It is available on a huge variety of great looking gear.  Get yours today in celebration of the inevitable return of the Skins to the NFL playoffs!




Friday, December 14, 2012

CINCINNATI BENGALS REMAIN IN PLAYOFF HUNT

There was a very real possibility last night, late in the third quarter to be a little more precise,  that the Cincinnati Bengals might actually lose to the flightless, lifeless Philadelphia Eagles.  Five plays and five turnovers by the Eagles later, and the Bengals who scored 24 points in that 3 and a half minutes of infamy, were destined for success.  Snagging a win from the jaws (or in this case) beak of defeat.

This less than impressive win goes down in the books as a "W", and so the Bengals remain in the playoff hunt.

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

GREAT LAST MINUTE PITTSBURGH STEELERS GIFT

Jack Fact Graphics offers a number of great products inspired by the Pittsburgh Steelers.  The latest offering is a great Pittsburgh Armchair Quarterback jersey ornament.  Christmas is just around the corner, but It is not too late to get one of these ornaments as a gift for that die-hard fan, armchair quarterback, or slouch on the couch.

The jersey ornament can be personalized with your name on the back, along with a favorite number.
Personalized Pittsburgh Armchair QB Ornament
Personalized Pittsburgh Armchair QB Ornament
by JackFact

Like I was saying, these jersey ornaments can be personalized with your name on the back, along with a favorite number.

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

EPIC FAILURE BY THE TEXANS, OR WAS IT?

The Houston Texans were schooled by Tom Brady and the rest of Belichick's boys last night on Monday Night Football, to the tune of 42-14. It was supposed to be the biggest game in franchise history for the Texans, and in many respects it was.  The game just didn't turn out the way Houston was hoping.

There were a few other failures this week as well.  The Baltimore Ravens failed to secure a playoff spot for the second week in a row, firing coordinator Cam Cameron as a consequence.  The Pittsburgh Steelers failed to win a seemingly very winnable game, at home, against the 5-8 San Diego Chargers. Despite the 34-24 score, the game wasn't even close.  

The biggest failures this week, failures of epic proportion, at least in terms of the scoreboard, go to; the Saints (losing to the Giants, 52-27), Cardinals (getting blanked by the Seahawks, 58-0) and Chiefs (losing to the Browns, 30-7).  Considering what the expectations are for the Houston Texans, their 42-14 loss has to be counted as one of the epic failures this week as well.

The good news for the Texans is that there are three more weeks left in the regular season to right the ship.  If they were getting a little too full of themselves, last night's debacle can serve as a wake-up call.  

Sunday, December 9, 2012

KILLER DALLAS COWBOYS INSPIRED SHIRT

It will be tough sledding this week for the Dallas Cowboys.  They're dealing with the death of practice squad LB Jerry Brown, and intoxicated manslaughter charges against DL Josh Brent.  Not to mention that they're playing the 7-5 Cincinnati Bengals on the road.

Despite a mediocre season, the 6-6 Cowboys are still in the playoff hunt.  So, if you're a fan of the 'boys, be sure to get yourself or that special someone on your list, the coveted Dallas Armchair Quarterback shirt.  

Take solace in knowing that Eagles fans, Redskins fans, Giants fans and fans of the other 28 NFL teams, would never be caught dead in one.

Saturday, December 8, 2012

UNIQUE HOUSTON TEXANS INSPIRED SHIRT

The 11-1 Houston Texans take on the 9-3 New England Patriots in Gillette Stadium on Monday night.  Visually, the "Red-White and Blue" against "Red-White and Blue" might be a little confusing to watch, but in watching this game it should be pretty clear that these are two elite teams battling for what ultimately will be the conference title , a first-week bye, and home field advantage throughout the playoffs. 

Nevermind all that.  


If you're a fan of Matt Schaub and the Texans, be sure to get yourself or someone on your list the coveted Houston Armchair Quarterback shirt.


Friday, December 7, 2012

AWESOME DENVER BRONCOS INSPIRED SHIRT

Peyton Manning completed his 5000th pass last night as the Denver Broncos not unexpectedly, beat the Oakland Raiders 26-13, on Monday Night Football (MNF).  They improved to 10-3 with three games remaining, and have the AFC West wrapped up in plenty of time for Christmas.

Nevermind all that.  

If you're a fan of Manning and the Broncos, be sure to get yourself or someone on your list the coveted Denver Armchair Quarterback shirt.

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

HATS OFF TO THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS

Much has been written, and even more has been said, about the murder-suicide ordeal that the Kansas City Chiefs have had to deal with.  The lousy 2-10 season is one thing, but this latest off-the-field travesty is obviously something else entirely.  All I can say is hat's off to the Kansas City Chiefs' organization and their fans.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

WHY STEELERS (NOT RAVENS) WIN THE AFC NORTH

The final four weeks of the 2012 NFL season are upon us, and the division of greatest interest to the Pittsburgh Armchair Quarterback is the AFC North.  Conventional wisdom and the talking heads tell us that the division title will most likely be won by the Baltimore Ravens, with the Pittsburgh Steelers and Cincinnati Bengals scratching and clawing for a wildcard birth.  The hell with that.

For the Black and Gold, getting into the playoffs will be decided in the game against the Bengals on the the 40th anniversary of the Immaculate Reception, in Pittsburgh, on December 23rd.  Karma aside, If the Steelers win that game and two of the three others, the Steelers are in.  That's going to be a war, one that we might wish Franco's Italian Army was here to wage, but a winnable war nonetheless.  If we lose that battle, the road to the playoffs is going to be much tougher and requiring a little help from our 'friends'.   In other words, I don't think we would be controlling our destiny at that point.

Wait.  Give yourself a cold hard slap to the face.  That's loser talk, and we're not willing to concede the division.  What about winning the thing outright?  That my friends is a distinct possibility.  The Ravens' remaining schedule is a beast, to say the least.  They've got the Redskins, Broncos, Giants and Bengals.  Given the strength of that schedule, It is certainly conceivable that they could lose three of those four.  In contrast, if the Steelers win their remaining games, they clinch the division.  Pure and simple.

The Ravens losing Terrell Suggs for a couple of games could be real tough for Baltimore to overcome.  This is especially true since they are facing a red hot RG III next Sunday in Landover, MD and the Manning brothers in back-to-back games, all before wrapping things up against Cincinnati in the season finale.

The Steelers just need to get healthy and stay focused (especially Mike Wallace). 

They do that, and they will win the AFC North.

Monday, December 3, 2012

CHARLIE BATCH NOT TOO OLD AFTERALL

What can you say?  Hats off to Charlie Batch.  He led the Pittsburgh Steelers in a surprising 23-20 upset of the Ravens, in a game that effectively blurred the AFC playoff picture.  At the very least, the 9-3 Ravens missed an opportunity to clinch a playoff spot, while the Steelers firmed up their position to secure a  wild-card spot at 7-5.

Too old?  Uncle Charlie of Homestead is not quite ready for the rocking chair (or armchair) after all.

Sunday, December 2, 2012

KC CHIEFS JOVAN BELCHER GOT A GUN


There has been a lot of speculation on what drove KansasCity Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher to murder his girlfriend Kasandra Perkins, and then to take his own life.  If there is one saving grace in this travesty, at least his 3-month old daughter and her grandmother escaped the carnage, alive to be counted among those questioning his actions. 

A lot of what I've read this morning is focused on the suicide, the final words exchanged with head coach Romeo Crennel and general manager Scott Pioli. The coverage is all about the "...starting linebacker", how difficult it must be playing on team with the worst record in the NFL, and how Belcher was a "...great, great, great, great teammate".  None of it very surprising, all of it nauseating enough to make you want to burp, belch, and puke.

Jovan Belcher was mad, plain and simple.  We've all been there.  We've all been spit-fire mad.  Mad enough to beat the crap out of someone.  Mad enough, we imagine, to kill.  What saves us?  A modicum of restraint.  That's what.  We suck it up and get a hold of our emotions and hope to hell there isn't a kitchen knife, frying pan, or lethal instrument at arm's length.  Seems pretty clear to me.  In the final analysis it wasn't anger management or a steroid induced rage.  This probably, unwittingly, had more to do with the NFL gangsta mentality.  Owning a piece is seemingly just part of the deal.  Part of being a professional athlete.  

This is probably over simplifying things a bit, but it's the gun, stupid.  Plain and simple.  Jovan Belcher went and got it.

Later, out of extreme regret and remorse, he ended it.

Saturday, December 1, 2012

FEELIN' A LITTLE OUTERBANXIOUS IN WEEK 13

It 's week 13 in the NFL and I'm bummed that Big Ben has been ruled out for Sundays' game against Baltimore.  Call it wishful thinking, especially given Ben's propensity for exaggerating the severity of some of his injuries, but I was hoping that he would see some playing time this week against Pittsburgh's hated AFC North rival.

In a year where the Pittsburgh Steelers are celebrating the 40th anniversary of the Immaculate Reception, an early return by Roethlisberger's would have been the Christmas miracle of 2012.  Especially THIS week.  Instead, Pittsburgh Armchair Quarterbacks and fans of the Black & Gold will be watching Uncle Charlie and the Fumbling Wilburys instead. 

I'm going to watch the train wreck in Baltimore, that is a given.  Still, with unseasonably warm temperatures this weekend, I'm gonna be feelin' a little Outerbanxious too.  (Had a great vacation in the Outer Banks this summer...).